Swine flu. Run for my life!
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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