Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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