I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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