so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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