i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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