"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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