is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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