I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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