so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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