I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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