Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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