Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
This is my gift to your gina
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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