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Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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