butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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