it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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