READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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