sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Damn victory sex feels great
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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