oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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