Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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