Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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