What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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