have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
