? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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