But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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