Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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