everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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