Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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