Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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