Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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