Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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