STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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