I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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