WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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