i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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