My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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