I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Damn victory sex feels great
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