You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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