No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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