Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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