do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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