spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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