I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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