Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
they call him Oral-B. enough said
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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