We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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