I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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