I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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