WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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