Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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