i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We talked him into tasing himself.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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