You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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