Only a mothe r could love this liver
You smell like a Billy Joel song
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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